[satansaloser2005]

A long long time ago
I can still remember
Killing ordos used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could kick those gifteds' pants
And then the wraiths could party for a while

The seer reveal made me nervous
I always thought I'd be impervious
Bad news on the game thread
I realized I was dead

I can't remember if I cried
When I saw my packmate Brinn get fried
But Ferny wasn't at my side
The Day that Sally died

So bye bye, Mistress Sally, goodbye
Took my TARDIS up to Arda
And our Frodo was scried
The other wraiths are eating Lommie brain pie
As I sing, “This'll be the Day that I die.
This'll be the Day that I die.”

Did you join the evil team
Or do you have faith in the seer's dreams?
If dear Lommie tells you “vote”
Do you trust the ranger to save?
Will their skills save you from the grave
Or will your friends need to wear their black coats?

Well I knew she was a gifted, dear
Not that Ferny whispered in my ear
The seer was uncloaked
Her posting rights revoked

I'm just a cute lil girl whose internet sucks
I've got snarky posts and a genius duck
But now I know I'm out of luck
The Day that Sally died

So bye bye, Mistress Sally, goodbye
Took my TARDIS up to Arda
And our Frodo was scried
The other wraiths are eating Lommie brain pie
As I sing, “This'll be the Day that I die.
This'll be the Day that I die.”

After toNight they'll be on their own
My packmates will be left alone
But that's how it used to be
See, Ferny suggested Brinn and Green
And then we found out Mac was clean
(Guess what? His Rikae plays with me)

And while we all looked for the ring
Some little Finn girl had to sing
Brinn's lynching did occur
The wraiths were in a stir
And while you may ignore my posts
The duck and I still post the most
Before we're both reduced to toast
The Day that Sally died

So bye bye, Mistress Sally, goodbye
Took my TARDIS up to Arda
And our Frodo was scried
The other wraiths are eating Lommie brain pie
As I sing, “This'll be the Day that I die.
This'll be the Day that I die.”

By Lommie's ghost we are now haunted
Penguins flew off with the ring we wanted
The shiny gone, the votes were cast
But they were posted during class
While at our work or by another lass
So they didn't count. Oh noes! Alas!

Now lynching time was coming round
To lower Sally in the ground
We all prepared to vote
But our posts were never wrote (erm, written)
'Cause the ranger failed to save the seer
And Menel just kept chugging beer
That he had stolen from Aganzir
The Day that Sally died

So bye bye, Mistress Sally, goodbye
Took my TARDIS up to Arda
And our Frodo was scried
The other wraiths are eating Lommie brain pie
As I sing, “This'll be the Day that I die.
This'll be the Day that I die.”

Oh, now time has come for a lynch
Sally must die, it is a cinch
Let's shut her up. (She's just too cool.)
So come on, vote for Sally vote for Em
They both must die let's all kill them
(Or vote for Saxon. He sucks too....)

And as Kit watched from her seat on high
She shook her head, let out a sigh
No moddess who is sane
Could half control this game
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Nerwen laughing with delight
The Day that Sally died

So bye bye, Mistress Sally, goodbye
Took my TARDIS up to Arda
And our Frodo was scried
The other wraiths are eating Lommie brain pie
As I sing, “This'll be the Day that I die.
This'll be the Day that I die.”

I met a Finn who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just laughed and voted me
I looked at the good old Grimoire
Where I'd seen her vote me long before
But the mod there said 'Her role? I won't say'

And on the thread the werewolves screamed
The lovers cried, and the cobbler schemed
But not a word was spoken
At least in English. (It's Tolkien)
And the players I admire most
The Saucepan Man and the Opera Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The Day that Sally died