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satansaloser2005 · 01-30-2009, 06:38 PM

Sally: I want a sandwich. MUSTER THE NINE!

Khamul: YES, MA'AM!

Unidentified Female Wraith: *screams*

Sally: I want you to find me a sandwich with eggs... and ham.

*mustering bell*

Sally: HAAAAAM! HAAAAAAM!

Khamul: You heard her: GET the ham.

*later*

Sally: Do you have it?

Duck: ...What?

Sally: My sandwich with eggs and ham.

Duck: ...Erm...no... but there's a shop nearby...

Sally: Good. I will say no more.

*still later*

Sally: Finally, we've reached the Prancing Pony. Khamul, take your riders down the left flank and bring me my @%&# sandwich already! Bread shall be sliced... eggs shall be splintered... A ham! AND THE WATER IS BOOOIILIIIING!

HAAAAAAAM!

Riders: HAAAAAM!

Sally: HAAAAAAM!

Riders: HAAAAAAAAM!

Sally: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

*village attacks*

Sally: AAAAAARGH!

*Sally lays dying* All I wanted was a sandwich with eggs... and ham...

Khamul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BROUGHT YOU YOUR SANDWICH! And I'm too late. Fantastic.

01-30-2009, 06:38 PM	#777
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	10001 ways to kill Sally, part the fifth Sally: I want a sandwich. MUSTER THE NINE! Khamul: YES, MA'AM! Unidentified Female Wraith: screams Sally: I want you to find me a sandwich with eggs... and ham. mustering bell Sally: HAAAAAM! HAAAAAAM! Khamul: You heard her: GET the ham. later Sally: Do you have it? Duck: ...What? Sally: My sandwich with eggs and ham. Duck: ...Erm...no... but there's a shop nearby... Sally: Good. I will say no more. still later Sally: Finally, we've reached the Prancing Pony. Khamul, take your riders down the left flank and bring me my @%&# sandwich already! Bread shall be sliced... eggs shall be splintered... A ham! AND THE WATER IS BOOOIILIIIING! HAAAAAAAM! Riders: HAAAAAM! Sally: HAAAAAAM! Riders: HAAAAAAAAM! Sally: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! village attacks Sally: AAAAAARGH! Sally lays dying All I wanted was a sandwich with eggs... and ham... Khamul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BROUGHT YOU YOUR SANDWICH! And I'm too late. Fantastic. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.