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Old 01-29-2009, 07:59 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Boo Radley View Post
Orc blind dates.

What could be scarier?
Orc honeymoons? Talk about 'bumping uglies!'

Orc birth? The witch-doctor slaps the mother.

Orc periods? Keep sharp objects away at that time of the month, or else unleash the amazons on Gondor.
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