Sauron: *getting on one knee* Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? *eyelash flutter*
(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire
Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos