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Hookbill the Goomba · 12-05-2008, 12:08 PM

Gandalf: So now they say I'm not allowed to uncloak in public any more.

Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected!

Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected!

Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication...

12-05-2008, 12:08 PM	#43
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: So now they say I'm not allowed to uncloak in public any more. Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected! Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected! Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...