Thread: Worst ME couple
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Old 06-08-2002, 09:46 AM   #20
Aiwyn of the Eorlingas
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Oooo, Eowyn and Faramir, definatley. I'm very sympathetic of Eowyn. The time's a little messed-up in my mind, but I think it took them a week to meet, fall in 'love', and get married. The only example I can think of that's worse than that: Romeo and Juliet (yes, I'm WELL aware that's not LOTR related, but work with me here). Eowyn was depressed! She was suicidal. She had just been rejected (And how was SHE supposed to know about Arwen? If she had, maybe she would've taken being rejected a little lighter...like say, NOT trying to go off and get herself killed...) and her uncle had died and her suicide attempt had failed and she was being kept indoors where she was unhappy and I can go on all day but I won't. Yes, I CAN say 'Rebound'. I think she would have gone for the next attractive male that walked past her (remember, House of Healing, filled with female healers and Warden). Faramir just happened to be incapatitated with her. I can see them five years from now...
Faramir: Woman! Did you forget to water the garden again?!
Eowyn: I HATE it when you call me that! It was YOUR turn to water the garden!
Faramir: I planted all new crops after you cut the last ones down with that stupid sword of yours!
Eowyn: Is it too much to want to be ready for the next battle?! NEXT time, I WILL die...
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] No sleep for Ithilien at night, not with THOSE two going off at each other. And to think: there aren't any other people around for them to vent on. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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