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Returning from the Istari mission, Olórin is left to explain to Manwë and Varda how it took two thousand years and the defections of four wizards to bring down Sauron.
Gandalf: "He had this really clever alias of "the Necromancer," see, and Saruman was smoking a lot of weed, and we left the research stuff to him..."
Manwë: "Wasn't it a weed-smoking halfling that managed to do him in?"
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