Since they both annoy me, I will have to vote
++Legolas
(dark haired, not blond

) because I like his poetry better. It was fun setting it to music, especially the Song of Nimrodel.
And
skip, I don't think it's so much that we have active imaginations as that we listened to old Bill Cosby routines too much. This "lo and behold" thing was doubtless inspired by one of his childhood reminisces about his mother's use of "sick and tired" and how he got smacked for finishing the phrase for her at the wrong time.