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Hmmm...let's look at my choices here: a wisecracking Hobbit, whose principal feat was to blindsidedly backstab a Nazgul -- or the hottest elf maid of all time, who held her own against Sauron and Morgoth, wore a Silmaril and begot the greatest and most storied family line in all Middle-earth.
++Luthien
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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