[Valesse]

Saurman: "Dear dark diary..."
Grima: "Saurman? Are you... blogging?"
Saurman: "What? No! Never!" *mutters* "nosey git... I'll see you later, LJ."

OR

Grima found him again in front of the computer. It had been a few weeks since he starting to worry that Saurman might have an internet addiction to one of those online games.

OR

Saurman: "That tramp Gandalf just out bid me again! Grr! I hate eBay! I hate Gandalf! Just you wait, I cut your connection and then what will you do? Hahahaha!"
Grima: "Er, what were you two bidding on?"
Saurman: "...a The Phantom bobble-head."
Grima: ". . ."
Saurman: "COLLECTORS EDITION."

OR

Grima walks Curunir through making a spreadsheet of his Orcs and Uruk-hai.

OR

(Ala Lalwende ;D)

Saurman: "Grima! Fetch me my energy drinks... it's time Wrath of the Lich King! Northrend, here I come!!" *girllish squeal*
Grima: "...don't you have more important things to be doing?"
Saurman: "I'm taking a sick day~~"