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It is undeniably fascinating, the things that happen once you’ve died: for instance, omniscience. A skill that would help a rather lot in life, and you don’t get it until it’s too late. The poetic justice simply astonishes, and drives mad.
Yes, village, I am watching you. You killed me. It’s called being haunted. Get used to it.
In fact, village, I’ve got a few things to say.
Stop looking at me like that, it shouldn’t surprise you that I’m talking to you now, I’ve been telling you things all day. Just because it’s finally dark enough for me to glow properly… everybody knows ghosts are only visible when moonlight reflects off their insubstantial bodies… Sunlight is useless.
What happened?
Tell me yourself, you all are the ones who did it.
Hello, Di, by the way, it’s rather nice to see you here, with me, in the afterlife. I’m rather sorry you didn’t survive… lethal heart attacks never do seem to ask if their timing is inconvenient, do they? Well, at least you weren’t gifted, I’m sure the village is thinking…
You already knew that? Ungrateful village. Fine. I’ll tell you.
Legate was killed directly by Aganzir, Brinniel, Boromir, and Ilya, and indirectly by Shasta, Brinniel, Aganzir, Greenie, Ka, Ilya, Lommie, and Nogrod. Yes, that’s exactly right: in effect, Aganzir, Brinniel, and Ilya got twice the typical amount of decision-making power when some of the village got none today at all, having voted for Representatives people who didn’t have enough support to seal the deal. Doesn’t that just burn your cookies?
And the phantom, you all know, had a rather ill-fated last minute attempt to vote Ralph Nader into office with the power of Boromir and dead-Legate (who I am sure appreciated the fake-effort to save him)…
In any case, I’m sure you don’t at all care about my babbling, which risks (dare I say it) revealing all sorts of secret ghostly things you shouldn’t know about, so I’ll just stop now…
FINE! Stop your yelling.
Don’t you know it’s not polite to yell at ghosts?
Legate was completely ordinary. Utterly giftless. Y’all killed a good guy.
Serves you right for assassinating your President.
Yes. I am bitter.
Deal with it.
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Dead:
Fea
Mith
Rikae
Diamond18 (ordo)
Legate (ordo)
Alive:
Aganzir
Boromir88
Brinniel
Eönwë
Gil-Galad
Greenie
Gwathagor
Ilya
Lommy
Kath
McCaber
mormegil
Nerwen
Nogrod
Rune
Sally
Shasta
The Ka
the phantom
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