This is my 3999th post!
The very next one is IT!
OK, now if you lot were all real meanies you'd post something guaranteed to make me HAVE to bang out a post instantly and hit 'send' before I even had time to think about it
God, Eomer, I remember joining here and you were this old-timer! And you are not so far off I note...
Who has the most posts? Is it still H-I or Mr Saucepan?
I'm off to bind my fingers down...