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Originally Posted by Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
To the person and/or persons dubiously titled 'Editor' and/or 'Editorial Staff':
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Sincerely,
Morthoron the Dark Elf
Nan Elmoth, Doriath
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Dear Morthoron,
Do you think you are the first person we have done this to? Indeed, there is a helpline and everything! Please Contact The Saucepan Man for more details.
Yours,
The Bed Eater