Being born a girl (well, just today, and maybe this time next month).
An exam on post-colonial critical theory on my birthday, precious!
Two big papers due the day after my birthday. My, I wish to be Gollum tomorrow and strangle my professors and hack their accounts so that I can just write a 1.0 on my transcript.
And the fact that I couldn't overdose on coffee because of my hyperacidity. Now, of all times that I need to stay awake despite the boringness of Edward Said! Oh, all of you off to Mordor!
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The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal
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