Well, like I said, German grammar belongs to Mordor - or at least the cases do. Not the language as a whole by any means, but I'm convinced Germans make up their grammar as they go along.
Also to Mordor:
weighing 60lbs more than you're supposed to, waking up at 4 am every day, heartburn, having blood drawn all the time, and other 3rd trimester fun....
buying a new, expensive pair of shoes for your daughter to wear to school and having her lose them two weeks later...
realistic paper butterfly mobiles brought home from school and hung in the kitchen of someone with severe Lepidopterophobia
... I'd take it down, but I'm afraid to touch it...
and student loans that only come halfway through the semester!