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Old 09-24-2008, 06:51 AM   #17
Morthoron
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Originally Posted by Gwathagor View Post
And the missing elves from Helm's Deep are the Illuminati...time to add a new chapter to Foucault's Pendulum.
Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if Umberto Eco wrote the script for LotR (or the upcoming Hobbit)? Mind-bending plot twists would abound, I suppose.

I had already tried my hand at James Joyce writing Tolkien fan-fic:

"And we are, are we, swoping priggily the prof's Middangeard, barrowing Mahtan's spark as the espiritu flammula did on a once ago."

I'll have to think about how one would echo Eco talking Tolkien.
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