With much trepidation I post in this ill-favoured thread of threads, yet not sure where else to post this little giblet.
In William Young's book,
The Shack,, the main character, Mack, gets to meet with the triune Christian god in person. He is at first taken aback as God the Father is in the form of an African woman.
He - Mack - notes that he was expecting God to look more like "Gandalf."