The only way I could compete with
Hook's paper would be to kidnap him and force him to do the layout and such for mine.

I haven't the slightest clue how to do any of that.
And to actually produce one same day every week! I'm not nearly consistent and organized enough for that. I work in spurts.
I predict Phantom & Alien will one day be seen on comics pages throughout the land, and
Hookbill will sit around on a pile of money.