Hi everyone, I'm here for my audition!
*starts to sing an Alicia Keys song loudly and off-key*
Wait a minute...you mean this isn't
American Idol? Oh crap...
Omnicon? Well I guess that explains all the nerds dressed up in absurd costumes. But really, I can't understand half of what you guys are saying with all this science-fiction/fantasy mumbo jumbo. You all need to snap out of your own little worlds and come back down to reality...like me. Seriously.
Anyways, I don't have much to say now...but I'll be back later after I watch a few episodes of
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Btw, does anyone know if Ty's around here? Can you believe I
still don't have his autograph?
