Okay, because I have to get to bed, and because I really don't know for sure if I'll be back before the deadline (like to, but no promises)...
++the phantom
Because, if I were the mods and I was rigging the game, the four cobblers would be:
Nogrod
Fea
Me
and
the phantom.
And, of the three,
the phantom's the only one I can bear to kill.