Hurrah, right on schedule!
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Scene: Frodo and Gollum traversing Cirith Ungol.
*Frodo and Gollum have been traversing the paths of Cirith Ungol for some hours*
Frodo: ...and that's when I kissed a cake of soap. I say, Smeagol, shouldn't we be out of these tunnels by now?
Gollum: No no master, we're not out yet, not by long shotsss!
Frodo: Well, it's only that we've been travelling in a circle, you see. According to my Hobbit senses, we should take this tunnel and we would come outside in a matter of minutes.
Gollum: Oh no, massster, just a bit more this way and we'll come out!
(I hopes!)
Frodo: Well forget that. I'll just pull my handy Phial out of my pocket, and...good eatings, it's sticky! What is it?? Oh, just some gum. I knew I still had it somewhere...
Voice of Galadriel:
And to you, Ringbearer, I give the light of Earendil, our most beloved star. May it be a light for you when all other lights go out.
Frodo: Agh!
Gollum: Shhhh, precious, not so loud!
Orc Voice: Did you 'ear that? It came from this way!
Orc Voice 2: Yeah, we've caught something in the Circle Tunnel Trap!
Orc Voice: Something
female!! Let's get it!
Gollum: Master?
Frodo: Yes?
Gollum: I'm wearing a skirt.
Frodo & Gollum: AAAAGH! *they run*
*they run*
*they run*
*they run*
Frodo: Smeagol, this way?
Gollum: Oh, right!
*they run*
*finally, they enter the less-dimly lit outside, the beginnings of the land of Mordor. Frodo is exultant, thinking that he lost their pursuit*
Frodo(skipping ahead): WHEE! YIPPEE! I'M IN MORDORRRR!
Gollum: Finally he's distracted, precious. Time enough at last for our Last Dalliance!
*Gollum turns to go, but as he turns his thick glasses fall off and break on the stones. He weeps and cries how it's not fair...no no wait, he creeps down into a hole in the rocks*
Frodo(surveying the cold, harsh lands, jumping up and down and clapping): Yippee! The hardest part of the journey is over! Yay! Woo...oh, hello Sam! Welcome back!
Samwise: Hello, Mister Frodo! Say, did you know you could be heard from a mile away?
Frodo: Oh, oops. Well, I wasn't shouting anything important. It shouldn't matter.
*a huge spider falls on his head*
Sam: AAUGH! Eww! I'm coming Mr. Frodo, I'm *gack*
Gollum: Stupid fast hobbit! But I've got you now *gack*
Sam: *gack*
Gollum: *gack!*
Sam: *gack!*
Gollum: *gack!*
Sam: HIIII-YA!
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* Well, I've had this half-scene typed up for a week without posting it - I don't know where to go with it so I'll post it and maybe someone can get some use out of it, or I can come back to it.
The next scenes, unless you wish to re-do this one, are the Rohirrim coming nearer to Gondor, and the Pyre of Denethor.