Goodgulf (Gandalf) speaking of Sorhed (Sauron)
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His Dark Carbuncle of Doom has swollen and soon will come to a head, covering the face of Lower Middle Earth with his ill humors. If we are to survive, the boil must be soundly lanced before Sorhed begins his own loathsome sqeeze play.
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Irreverent, disgusting, dated, and overall very funny.