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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior
Oh, and by the way... where is the Siltmud Mtns?
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North of Gobbledegookia, on the I-47.887, about five leagues or so out of Tel-e-vishon, across from the Happy Flowers Asylum for Small Puppies. Can't miss it.
[quote=Hookbill the Goomba]Great scotsman's ghost, don't people read anymore? Do I have to use the Hitler poster again?{/quote]
Well, literacy
has taken quite a hit since the publication of the
Downer commenced. Why be literate, if this is as good as it gets?
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Originally Posted by Bęthberry
I would have thought that Formendacil would not lay up his gold where thieves may break through and steal--even such a thief as Bilbo, bearing riddles--so his spiders will be undisturbed whilst he is out of town.
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That assumes, of course, that I have gold... and what with being a student and all, that is an unfounded assumption, I would say--about it solidly built as a mountain made of mud and silt. If I have any gold, it would take a keen burglar with the nose to smell it and the brutality to trash the place to even find it.
Besides, those cobwebs are getting a little thick... they could use a disturbing.