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Originally Posted by Morthoron
Hero is an Elf-Pirate (recently displaced from the Caribbean): take a shot of rum.
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Hero? I've seen a female Elf-Pirate, too. Also an entire Elven Pirate Ship that dropped anchor just outside Rivendell.
Which brings me to the latest addition:
The story plays havoc with Middle-earth's geography– e.g. Rivendell is now situated on the coast, on top of a mountain or on "vast, sweeping plains". –take a shot.
Rivendell is called "Riverdale". –take a shot. (I know someone said not to do misspellings, but that one's such a classic.)
Legolas has an evil half-brother or evil twin. –take a shot.
The sons of Elrond are pranksters. –take a shot.
Arwen is a giggling twit who gives the heroine a makeover. –take a shot.
The characters are not only in the real world, they're in high school. –take two shots.
The story is an alleged parody, titled something like "Lord of the Burger Rings". –take two shots.
–And the synopsis says "Warning: RANDOMNESS!!!!!. –take a shot. (Translation– "Warning: Stupid".)
The author, having been too mesmerised by Orli's platinum wig to pay any attention to the plot at all, refers to the Nine Walkers collectively as "Lord of the Rings". –take three shots.