[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

10 to 20 years? What on Middle-earth are your plans?

You have to get online to check your email, I presume. I also presume that you are a fairly well-balanced individual who is able to browse for 10 to 15 minutes at the maximum and then know when to switch off.

I don't mean to offend your mother but the world is changing (I can feel it in the water...) and the myths about the internet become less believable every day. My mother used to worry that I spent too much time talking to strangers online, telling me that such relationships weren't real. I might remind her about that soon when I marry a girl I met on the Barrow-Downs!

Seriously, good luck with whatever you do, but I hope you come back soon.