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Shadow of Udûn · 08-10-2002, 05:06 AM

1. Ask him if he's related to Tom Cruise.
2. Tie him up and use him as a hat stand.
3. Tease him with an electric shaver.

08-10-2002, 05:06 AM	#17
Shadow of Udûn Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 32	1. Ask him if he's related to Tom Cruise. 2. Tie him up and use him as a hat stand. 3. Tease him with an electric shaver. __________________ What it was could not be seen: it was like a great shadow...