Yes, we are but a week away from the unexpected, unbelievable, uninteresting and unwanted 100th edition of The Downer Newspaper!
But will The Downer survive the next week? Strange things are afoot. Keep watching this thread for the exciting adventure leading up to next Monday!
This week, The Phantom give us the lowdown...
So, if you have an article, puzzle, poem, film review (pokes
Gwathagor and
The Elf-Warrior), send them to me before Sunday (that's when I'll be putting the final touches to it). Remember, The Downer was invented with the intention that everyone could join in with news. Post a story on the thread or PM me if you want it on the front page (or inner pages, depending on how much space I have).