I think it's high time I let everyone know how lucky they are to have The Downer Newspaper to read. Look at the rave reviews:
"Certainly printed on paper!"
- The guardian
"Not as bad as a smack in the face"
- Sir Humphrey
"Terrible"
- The Daily Liar
I mean, it's not like the competition is up to much...
And their comic strip is just... well... judge for yourselves...