Oh, hello, everyone. Judging from the conversation so far, and drawing on my vast knowledge of veterinary practice, I'm inclined to think that our poor, poor village may be afflicted with more than just lycanthropy.
Can it be that we have not just werewolves, but
rabid werewolves to deal with?
Or, worse still, do we have a general outbreak of hydrophobia?
Please, come to my hut-veterinary clinic and I'll give you all a full examination.