Folks, this is all sooo great! I just arrived home and all this stuff simply jumped at me from this page. Wonderful!!! Wonderful!!!!!!!
And yes, I think I should start sending out invitations... any suggestions on possible victims?
And
LG, welcome to the Fellowship

Just find yourself a suitable character... but not any Mouth of Sauron, for Eru's sake. We are still against Sauron. You can pick yourself a Snaga from Isengard, or Bergil or Forlong, but don't pick from your enemies...
EDIT: x-ed with Groin: Well, I am the Mod here, so it should be me sending it

... anyway. Well, my character, technically, will be Saruman, if you take it like that. But not really. You'll see.