This time, I was greeted by:
Nobody does it like The Barrowdowns.
And inspired by
Nogrod's effort, I tried...
The Hobbit stays sharp till the bottom of the glass.
And since I haven't seen
The Might around here, sorry Miggy, but I could not resist putting your name in:
Gonna be a while? Grab a Miggy.*
Sounds like a slogan that should hover over the Quiz Room when one is there alone and no one seems to be posting
Another one:
Double the pleasure, double the Chat Skwerl!
Not sure whether one isn't sufficient already...
EDIT: Now reading it, I recall there used to go (around here at least) a commercial on the snack named "Twiggy"... hm... maybe...