Oh, what an amusing thread. I must say I laughed aloud when I saw "The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Aganzir" and "Savour the Flavour of Dwarf".
Now, what about the following?
Get the Werewolf habit.
Perfect.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Paper Telephone.
So would I.
There Ain't No Party Like An Assigned To Mordor Party.
This can be interpreted in several ways...
Or
The Non-Sticky Sticky Thinlómien.
What?
You Can Be Sure of Lommy.
Can you?
A Shady She-Penguin Is Forever.
That was appropriate...