[Volo]

The sixth day came and went, but before it went, something happened.

Azaelia the Average rolled into to the middle of the arena and shouted, ”Cheers!” and tried to what imitate Brinn and Groin had said before the battles. It was a good idea and try, but nobody laughed at it because Azaelia was just so darn average and nobody laughes at mediocrity. Still, she didn’t give up and brought the show to an end. When no clapping came, Azaelia tried not to look embarrassed and said, ”I would like you to base anything on what I just recited, since that was just an awkward little thing. I believe there was a lot of testing the waters going on from everyone, people just trying to get a feel for the group and for the setup--this is new and strange for everyone, after all.” She fell down and took out her knitting needles wondering if she could make an armour from yarn.

After some time Brinn the Emo walked to Azaelia with her back bent with the pressure of the world, and her guitar. The cigarette between her teeth was carefully folded to form a ”z” and look double-cool. One of her great big lightblue eyes was completely hidden beneath her darkblue hair. ”Oh man, girl, you really can’t do a thing right. Let me show…” Brinn lit her cigarette and smoked it slowly puffing smoke at Azaelia. She took out her pick and hit the chords. After some noise she started to sing with little melody.

”(E) This was certainly (B) an interesting Day
to watch, though quite (C#msus) honestly
(Am) I cannot get
any clear suspicions (E) from that Day
(B) simply because all three seem rather (C#msus) suspicious.
The case against (Am) Legate seems to be
(F#m) based off mainly Day (A) 0, which I've
(B) already stated (C) I think isn't a
particularly helpful Day since odd behaviour isn't necessarily wolfish behaviour,
(F#m) if you get (B) my meaning. (E) Of course since they
were (E) the first three (B),
they didn't really have (C#msus) a choice
but to use Day 0 for (Am) discussion,
which (E) is unfortunate (B)-”

It took Brinn a long long time to finish the song. While she was singing, Azaelia waited kindly and only after dared to say ”Hi!” and then ”I would say that I think it's a bit more important to focus on each other than on what's happened in the past”, after which she quickly reminded of what happened in the past.

”You’ve got a point there, Zali” agreed Brinn.

The most venerable Dwarven warrior of the Age stepped closer at that moment. Groin Redbeard stood proudly with his long hair and beard flailing in the wind. ”Brinn the Emo, why d’ya’ contradict ya’self? First ya’ say tha’ Azaelia is good for nothing and now y’ say tha’ she’s actually got a point. I personally think tha’ she’s almost as helpful as Thinlómien. What’d’ya say?”

”Huh, I think I forgot that I did have something to say! I have this bet with one of my friends. He promissed to comission me a proper funeral if I shouted one stupid thing aloud. What a jerk really, don’t get wasted with him around or he’ll make you promise something just as weird. But I think I rather do it, not like I’m dead yet, but, you know, just so that he sees that I keep my promises”. Brinn tossed the finger to the far left side of the audience. ”Lord Dor-Glor, open your ears, you old boot!” She yelled. ”Kurpitsa!” The emo-rocker showed the finger again. ”Now, happy? Huh?”

Groin was bewildered by what just happened. And nearly chocked on it. Trying to hold his anger he said, ”Lady Brinn, I am terrified by your lack of manners. We Dwarves might be known to be rough, but I am not willing to tolerate such behavior. And I feel it is my duty to remind us all that you, Brinn, contradicted yourself”. Groin was so tense that he even lost every trace of his accent, which was quite unnatural even for a Dwarf.

”Now come on, old man! Who’s talkin’? Didn’t you just say that Azaelia is helpful like that wierd freak Lommy? Yeah, well, don’t you just think that Lommy is actually suspicious?” Brinn plucked her guitar to add more effect. ”Really, you’re not my dad or something, huh, are you, to say things like that to me? You’re more like my granddad and even so he’s twice your hight”.

”Please- Please, come down”, Azaelia said with a would-be-happy smile that didn’t fool anybody. ”Let’s talk nicely”.

”Thank you, Lady Az-”

”Yeah, old dwarf, shut it! I don’t mean to be rude, but I wish you’d die. Like drowned or something, I think that’d be good also for you, to free you from your misery, like really, nobody like you can truly enjoy life! I bet you wouldn’t even care if we innocents died!” Brinn said enthusiastically.

The Dwarf could barely stay his hand. He didn’t manage to keep his voice low though and yelled at the girl who had just lit a new cigarette. ”Do not dare smoke while I am talking to you! And just try to interrupt me one more time! I will see that you-”

”Please, Groin, don’t speak to her like this! She’s only a little girl!”

”Yeah! Shut it! You’re just a-”

”Both of you, be quiet! Be quiet!” the Dwarf strained his voice with shouts.

Then something happened between the three.

Groin rushed at Brinn with his great axe lifted over his head. At the same moment Brinn brought her guitar over her back and was also about to charge at the Dwarf. Azaelia who was between the two took out her kebab stickers and as Groin passed her, she plunged them into his palm. Groin lost his balance by dropping his axe and nearly rolled into Brinn while her guitar came crashing into his skull.

If he had been a Man, Groin wouldn’t have been anymore. But being a Dwarf he managed to survive the blow. While trying to get steady, both women ran at him and started stabbing at his unarmoured parts. While one digged out the Dwarf’s eyes with a small, dull knife, the other opened his arteries with a razor blade, because it seemed like a damn wicked idea at the moment. The Dwarf tried to bash anything near with his heavy arms, but slowly his badly aimed strikes slowed and he fell to the ground twiching. But even then Brinn wasn’t satisfied. She climbed on Groin’s back and began jumping insanely.

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Suddenly Brinn found that her sneaker sunk deeper into Groin’s body that it should have. As if his body melted away. It wasn’t so, but quite close. A trail of fine sand rose from where Groin’s mouth had been. It first swarmed in the air above where the Dwarf had fallen and then as a cloud flew straight at the two women. Brinn and Azaelia shrieked. The emo-rocker had above-average reflexes and lounched herself at Azaelia, whose reflexes very completely average. They fell to the ground managing to avoid the worst part of the sand cloud.

The sand cloud however didn’t stop, it continued its way at the audience. And in the audience a great man rose. As the man stood, he was at least twelve feet tall. He opened his mouth and the sand entered it. After the last grain was inside, he closed his mouth and sat down so that the whole stadium shook.

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Around:
Brinniel
THE Ka
satansaloser2005
Aganzir
McCaber
Nogrod
Thinlómien
Valier
Meneltarmacil
Kath
Naria
Azaelia of Willowbottom
Isabellkya
Rikae
A Little Green
Ugh-Friedrich (host)

Gone:
Legate of Amon Lanc - lynched on Day0.1 - teleported away
Roa_Aoife - lynched on Day0.2 - joined the dance
Shastanis Althereduin - lynched on Day0.3 - reincarnated as the first Man
The Might - lynched on Day0.4 - escorted away and sailed away
Gil-Galad - lynched on Day0.5 - disappeared in a gate to a different world
Groin Redbeard - lynched on Day0.6 - returned to where he came from

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Day0.6 ended, Day0.7 begins. A Little Green, Isabellkya and Rikae may post. Others get out some popcorn.