I intend this to be as bloody ridiculous as possible.
Name: Taliesin of Nothing
Title(s): 'The Keepless Nostophobist'; '... Who now?'
Equipment (among others):
- A Lute of Brutal Honesty
- A Bow of Second Guessing w/ Arrows of Regret
- The Bag of Wishful Thinking w/ the Drawstring of Reality
- Two inconspicious, regular and honest long knives
- An everyday and useful Cloak of Assumption
- One Aloof Walking Staff
(Significant) heroic deeds:
- Vanquished the inner child of the great Warlord Krumm, and collected all his assets in full with no transaction fee.
- Ridded the Riddler of No-Returns-After-Five-Days from the North
- Periodically saves *some* animals from forest fires
- Saved the secrets of Several Symbolic Sorcerers
- Have repeatedly survived the 'mysterious' vendettas from many a several quasi-kingly Courts
- Successfully remains a mellow misanthropic this whole time
Star sign: Michevious Morgana the Misanthropist
Favourite food: Fish (well smart one, what else is there to eat for the Ichthyophagi on the go?)
Favourite drink: Tears of laughter (it sticks to you, those vaporous humors)
Favourite sport: Orienteering
Favourite colour: Teal. Simple as that.
Weirdest rumor you have heard about yourself: That I actually live somewhere, who, what, where?!
Hobbies: Unconscious brutal honesty, horse grooming, perpetual travel, some fine dining, star-counting.
Tell us something that nobody else knows about you: I never rent the seventh room of any establishment, for very rational reasons.