Day 22 or 23
Today Frodo got stabbed by the Witch King or something... big deal its not like it's a life or death matter or anything. Strider is getting really anxious for nothing got some strange plant. We walked some more. Frodo not doing so hot I guess, Pippin's really annoying... always doesn't know whats going on... I could kill him some days, Sam's not helping our progress very well either, always worried about Frodo... Mr. Frodo this and Mr. Frodo that. (They get very annoying after a while) Frodo feels sorry for himself, I feel no pity.
-The very impatient Merry
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