I've not been able to get any of my rings on for the past two months and still can't

But I check for them several times a day to make sure they are not lost!
The bare minimum contents of my handbag are: purse, keys, phone, Zen Vision, Nintendo DS, shades, biro, make up, specs, various medicines, swiss army knife. I am one of those ladies who has mastered the fine art of cramming as much as possible into one bag. In the coming days this will be added to by nappies, wipes, bottles of feed, cotton wool, clean clothes and a chariot...
If any of these things are lost or forgotten I will
Go Smeagol.