Beren: Look, if we just turn left up here, I'm sure Angband is just over the next ridge!
Luthien: Oh for goodness sake! Let's have a new picture!
Tolkien: "In a tower block in London there lived a Hobbit." What do you think?
Edith: Erm... Do you think 'In a hole in the ground' would be better?
OR
Tolkien: What are you doing in my house?