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How many Hobbits would it take to defeat Glaurung?
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One. Despite popular belief, Turin was actually 4"4, meaning he was an inch smaller than Bandobras Took. This was due to growth stunting he recieved as a child from a medical ailment known in Latin as
stubbornus foolus.
How many Dark Lords does it take until the Valar just move to another planet?