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Fortunately, in a manner akin to the Silmarillion, Bill the Zombie Pony confronted Sauron, who in his idiocy, sent his ponies out one by one into a trap to their doom before going out himself, wasting a perfect opportunity, and being defeated by Bill the Zombie Pony.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
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