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Originally Posted by the guy who be short
How many Moriquendi does it take to teach a man to walk on snow?
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None actually, as long as the man involved was a hobbit.
See, hobbits have an amazing adaptation. With their large feet and their hairy feet they have natural, built-in snowshoes. As long as they walk with that wide sliding manner which the Inuit have perfected in our age, hobbits would not need any kind of elf to teach them how to snowwalk.
How many mulberry trees did it take to feed the worms which produced the silk for Arwen's wedding gown?