Hookbill moans like a very old man
His jackets too tight and his boots are tan
He can't skip far since he got fatter
His boots aren't right and he's mad as a hatter.
Hooky's off home to his pretty Goldigga
She's very pretty with a really nice figure
Down by the canal, that's where he caught her
Silly old Hooky and The Glibber-womans daughter.
Old Hooky smiles but he's not happy
Goldigga's broody so he has to wear a nappy
That's why he walks a little bit funny
So he skips along like a frightened bunny.
Sorry Hooky couldn't resist, I will pay my due at Oxonmoot
, make sure you bring your costume to Oxonmoot.