Oh my Lord! Did you actually say that Aragorn was an elf? Have you, like, never read any of the books and watched the movie once (with your eyes closed)? *Phoebe shudders*
LOL! LOL! LOL! S&M for Shelob and Gollum. Now that was a good one.
Elven maiden for Legolas, if you can find a brunette *thinks of Arwen and strokes a lock of her chestnut hair*
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'For many life is only the border of a
terrible dream; shall we pass, I wonder?'
...from "Quest in the Blue"
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