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Breaking News!
It seems that the reason for Serious Cat's vacation isn't taking a break, relaxing or losing some weight.
Some well informed sources say that Serious still has some unpaid debts of cat food to the Cat Mafia, and that Al Catone, the head of the family wants him dead or alive. In order to save his fur Serious toke the first flight out of the country and is living now on an unknown tropical island, waiting for things to cool down.
When asked what his opinion on the situation is, Al Catone replied: "Nobody f***s with the family, if you do, you're cat litter!"
Below you'll also find a photo of Catone
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