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Old 05-02-2007, 01:10 PM   #12500
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Lalwendė is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendė is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Gollum Johnson, Team Leader: "Susan, could you prepare these nice fishes for the working lunch with our new partners later? I think that should be enough food to go round, don't you?"

Orc Smith, Head of Accounts: "Erm, excuse me, don't you think I should have been consulted? We have no luxury biscuits on order! And I can't eat fish, I only eat Man Flesh!"

Susan: "Do they do Man Flesh in Sainsbury's?"



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Bridget Jones Diary
Monday 30th April
Cigarettes 10, Weight 120 Lbs.

Realised today how rough Cleaver looks in a morning. Not quite so keen now, actually. But then Darcy isn't such a looker when he has a hangover either. Only thing to do was to resort to family sized tub of Haagen Dazs.
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