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Meneltarmacil · 05-01-2007, 05:31 PM

In an incredibly bizarre and shocking coincidence early this morning, the house of a certain Nilpaurion Felagund has been completely obliterated, along with its owner.

Reports say that the house was invaded by a swarm of rabid killer squirrels, blown up by a freak volcanic eruption from beneath, and finally crushed by falling meteors.

"Okay, what are you all staring at me for?" asked one Meneltarmacil, who reportedly hid a mysterious device labeled "Random Accident Generator of Doom" behind his back.

05-01-2007, 05:31 PM	#7
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Local House Destroyed by String of Freak Accidents In an incredibly bizarre and shocking coincidence early this morning, the house of a certain Nilpaurion Felagund has been completely obliterated, along with its owner. Reports say that the house was invaded by a swarm of rabid killer squirrels, blown up by a freak volcanic eruption from beneath, and finally crushed by falling meteors. "Okay, what are you all staring at me for?" asked one Meneltarmacil, who reportedly hid a mysterious device labeled "Random Accident Generator of Doom" behind his back. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.