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Hilde Bracegirdle · 05-01-2007, 02:02 PM

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Quite an uproar reportedly occurred in Tyrn Gorthad Monday afternoon, when a large alien crashed into the tomb of one of the more prominent elderly residents of the Roswell retirement community, the bones of whom have rested here in relative peace since a time well before the Great Plague of 1636 T.A., but which have now been confiscated and stored in area 51 as evidence in a police inquiry.

A local scientist interviewed by a Barrow-downer staff reporter suggested that the intruder was in fact a large bear that succumbed to profound lethargy, a common malady among foreigners passing through our unique realm. He further speculated that the bear was merely stumbling around in the search for a den suitable for hibernation, and was not on any ‘mission or quest’ that would interfere with the birthday festivities to take place later this evening.

A police spokesman reassured residents in a press conference, reporting that the bear had not attempted any spells and carried no suspicious weapons or iremarkable jewelry, but had been discovered napping on the floor of the barrow. The subject had not resisted arrest, beyond the twitching of a paw, and had remained unconscious until a double shot espresso was administered. The trespasser was than released later that same day, and was last seen gamboling toward the Misty Mountains.

Although, this incident resembles the famous break-in of the late Third Age, police officials state that the cases appear to be unrelated.

05-01-2007, 02:02 PM	#5
Hilde Bracegirdle Relic of Wandering Days Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: You'll See Perpetual Change. Posts: 1,480	Sword and Sinew – “The rite place for all your extermination needs.” Catering services available. Fully licensed and bonded. Has your barrow got you down? Is it deadly boring? Then liven it up with The Spirits of Angmar, your one stop spirit shop. Always stocked with a largest selection of foreign and domestic spirits. ****************************** Quite an uproar reportedly occurred in Tyrn Gorthad Monday afternoon, when a large alien crashed into the tomb of one of the more prominent elderly residents of the Roswell retirement community, the bones of whom have rested here in relative peace since a time well before the Great Plague of 1636 T.A., but which have now been confiscated and stored in area 51 as evidence in a police inquiry. A local scientist interviewed by a Barrow-downer staff reporter suggested that the intruder was in fact a large bear that succumbed to profound lethargy, a common malady among foreigners passing through our unique realm. He further speculated that the bear was merely stumbling around in the search for a den suitable for hibernation, and was not on any ‘mission or quest’ that would interfere with the birthday festivities to take place later this evening. A police spokesman reassured residents in a press conference, reporting that the bear had not attempted any spells and carried no suspicious weapons or iremarkable jewelry, but had been discovered napping on the floor of the barrow. The subject had not resisted arrest, beyond the twitching of a paw, and had remained unconscious until a double shot espresso was administered. The trespasser was than released later that same day, and was last seen gamboling toward the Misty Mountains. Although, this incident resembles the famous break-in of the late Third Age, police officials state that the cases appear to be unrelated. Last edited by Hilde Bracegirdle; 05-01-2007 at 02:08 PM.