I assign telemarketers. Especially the people who call your cell phone of all things.
Example:
*phone rings. I answer*
me: (not sure who it is) Hello?
telemarketer: (cheerfully) Hi! Do you currently own a Visa card?
me: mmm...yeah...
telemarketer: Well, I wanted to let you know you are eligible for a sweepstakes to win a free weekend get-away and other prizes worth up to $20,000. All you have to do is-
me: (irritated) Yeah, well I'm not interested.
telemarketer: Wait...you haven't even heard me out yet! I-
me: I said no!
*call ends*
So yeah, I know it's your job and all to annoy people, but that doesn't mean I can't assign you to Mordor....so take that!
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