The reason for Melkor's Fall
Over the past years, Melkor had it all. He had power, money, and good servants. but now, Melkor's reign was coming to an end.
Sauron: Master.
Melkor: Yes, what do you want.
Sauron: Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Gothmog is dead. The orcs just turned irreversably stupid for no reason. and the trolls aren't using the outhouse you built for them.
Melkor: What!? then where are the trolls doing their buisness.
Sauron: Look around you.
Melkor: Eeeeeeeew! its on the ceiling!
Sauron: O and i'm gonna go and hide for a few centuries in that place in the East. Good luck ruling Angband, sir.
Melkor: How could things get any worse.
Melkor's master's voice: Melkor, I want my lawn mower back!
Melkor: I had to ask.
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My time is at an end, for I have walked from Valinor to the Far-east where men have not gone for millennia. Demons have fallen before me. And now... I must rest...
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