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Gandalf: I could try give Eru a call.
Elrond: Nah...we have to do this First Age stile, like Maedhros...Frodo has to throw himself in some pit in the Earth with the Ring
Gimli: We could try to build a remote controlled Orc that would enter Mordor unnoticed...
Legolas: A diversion!
Boromir: Ok...I have a new idea...what about bears with laser beam eyes carrying ninja wizards on their backs? Now that's what I call cavalry!
Pippin: I could try smoking it...
Sam: We could give the Ring to the Sackville-Bagginses, Sauron would be too afraid to ask Lobelia for it
Frodo: Or I could carry it?
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
Delos B. McKown
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