Eomer: Now who pinched my shampoo? Come on, or I'll sick Eowyn on you!
Eowyn: Hyaaaaa!
OR
Eomer is slightly annoyed after the battle of the Pelennor Fields to find two of his best men being led toward him by Ghan-buri-Ghan.
Ghan-buri-ghan: These man try steal my daughters! And they drunk!
First guy: Well okay, we did try to steal his *hiccup* grandaughters or *hiccup* whatever, but...
Second guy: We're not dunk! No... *hiccup* I swear to ... drunk ... *hiccup* I'm not ... Eru... (falls over)
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